OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoI guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1500arrow-down1111
arrow-up1389arrow-down1imageI guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-27 months agoQuoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali: It doesn’t matter what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what’s in my genes. Jimmy Pop Ali esq ‘i wish I was queer so I could get chicks’ ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoAnd let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoOh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too: ‘I’m snorkeling for clams and doesn’t matter if I wanna be, don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny’
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoDoes your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoDoes she stick to linoleum when she squats?
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoDoes she look pregnant although she’s not?
minus-squarePanoptiDon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:
And let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”
Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she’s not?
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.