Kalkaline

Don’t forget the brassicas too

Romney only did it for the clout. He knew there wouldn’t be enough votes for the impeachment.

Shut the fuck up Romney. No one gives a shit what you say, you enable his bullshit.

Maybe I should turn automatic updates off.

Maybe, but just maybe she kills a bunch of Republicans with COVID. A net positive for society if that happened.

They probably should have just surrendered to the North if they didn’t want to fight for the rights of rich white dudes to own slaves.

“What the fuck” -Jesus Christ

One day someone is going to open their dryer and all their laundry is going to land perfectly folded based on that same theory. Maybe it is possible, but incredibly unlikely and even if it did happen you’d probably miss that particular revolution of the dryer.

My grandma would be super disappointed to find out Judge Judy was a piece of crap Republican. Wapner was better anyway.

Trump’s picture has been my mnemonic for dysarthria which is a bit more of a precise term for what we’re talking about.

Who is running this government? All these calls for people to be locked up, but no action whatsoever. Do your fucking job, you are the law, arrest them and put them in front of a judge and jury.

Oh, we care now that it was a US citizen? What about all those women and children? Literally thousands of them killed.

She’s guilty, he probably has some liability being the producer.

I want to make money off of Google stock too, but I also want their shit to work so I can make more money in the future.

Dey took 'r jobs

More if you have Wilson’s Disease

Nothing to see here folks, don’t worry about those polar ice caps, it snowed a little bit today, they should be fine.

That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

There’s a lot of people in comas that are in those 200 people and mostly because it comes on after Price is Right.

So if it wasn’t the police action that caused the burns, what did? It’s an easy question to answer: it was the police action. The pre-existing conditions had nothing to do with them picking the wrong house and burning a kid.