“And that’s how I lost my medical license”

Nah, the cans are so old, this is just his stuff before he got his PhD

“Excuse me?! I didn’t spend 6 years getting my soda medical degree just to be called MR pepper.”

Or he’s a surgeon in the uk

It’s because no matter what his patients came in with, they left with diabetes.

Now Mr. Pibb is going to go back to school.

You can’t just be out here practicing medicine without a license

I always heard it was an honorary doctorate.

He stopped using his doctor title after many people, mainly cranks, misused theirs.

Pour one out for the homie

Maybe he was a surgeon?

PhD*