When you use friend group A terminology in friend group B
I think I saw this earlier on Lemmy, but without the red text spelling it out. I think I prefer that ever-so-slightly more subtle version.
I agree. The one without the text was funnier
Pet… Children?
you don’t pet your children while walking them?
He’s saying what if he wanted to pet pet children.
Petting a small Nazi is confusing
IDK, hailing a taxi is fine in the red area if the elbow is at least slightly bent, wrist rotated, and space between fingers. Extra points if waving.
i think it would be better if REST was replaced by WANK
Tfw I stretch in my sleep and wake up with a waiter
Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.
What about the angles beyond our head?
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They found the secret. Scheiße!
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