We party because we either have too much time, too much money or too much to celebrate
We don’t have any of these things
Bourgeoisie headass: You need to party more!
“You” in question: can I have this weekend off to party?
Bourgeoisie headass: Fuck no
We don’t have money to party.
This is just another example of how out of touch rich people are.
Seriously. I read the article, and the entire time, it was just a bunch of facts that all pointed to how poor our living conditions have become under mass surveillance, the commodification of the human experience, and dwindling bank balances, with the completely wrong conclusion that people are just lazy and don’t want to be the one to throw a party.
Might I suggest union meetings instead?
Who has the time, money, and energy these days?
I don’t party because I have anxiety, but I have anxiety because I don’t party
Ugly ass AI slop