Well… If this isn’t a TIL, I don’t know what is 🙃
thats america, always focused on the important things like naming post offices and national whatevers.
still have the dead-kid tax required to keep the 2nd amendment alive and well.
Masterful Bike shedding
Fucking who cares???
and soon it will die of bird flu
I have never been more proud to be an American than right now, when we as a country made official a thing that most Americans already thought was a thing. No effort wasted it other important tasks passed over getting this important piece of legislation through. God Bless the USA.
What about the noble turkey?? Ben Franklin just rolling plumply in his grave right now.
Then we can’t eat turkeys anymore because the national bird is usually protected.
The absolute irony being that eating things is a major case -for- species conservation, like turkeys, which had a population rebound thanks largely to hunting license funds.
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We’ll eat eagles.
There are a few living near here, I’ll let them know. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.
“Thanks Joe, now I am officially as free as a Bald Eagle, I’m ready to become president next month”
Glorified seagull.
Wouldn’t 250 years be in 2026?
So… Will you guys start using their real call instead of the Red Hawk’s?
Nah im just gonna use the hawk tua call
Missed chance to swap to the much more badass golden eagle. Or be honest about the state of American democracy and choose the dodo…
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