I just think it’s fucked up that JD Vance likes to bite the heads off of live rats.
JD Vance (or at least his staff) called the mayor of Springfield before they said anything about it. The mayor told them there was zero proof that it was happening at all, then Vance went ahead and said it was happening anyway.
I would argue that the couch surfing/fucking was verified more than the immigrants eating pets story because no one officially said that it was false before it was spread.
We could call the mayor of Springfield and ask
JD Vance said he was able to cure himself of couch chlamydia using a home remedy he invented that involved tree sap and some indian spices he found in his wife’s kitchen spice rack.
When he was then spotted showing couch chlamydia symptoms, he claimed that he got reinfected a second time, but this time it was from Democrat secret agents that infected him for political persecution.
JD Vance is a good man. Every Christmas he goes down to the pound and gives couch chlamydia to one hungry cat and one hungry mouse.
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the purple monkey dishwasher pass it on
JD Vance puts his ska tyre in Leper Pullman, key dishwasher, pass it on
That is just unforgivable.
Trump literally eats steak well done with ketchup.
Now you’ve made me throw up in my mouth.
This is the quintessential stereotype of ‘the left can’t meme’, wall of text and all, lol.
Your reaction to my factual comment, lol
You caught me. I’m the one pretending to be smug saying a meme making fun of … JD Vance (lol) …has a lot of words… JD fucking Vance lmfao… oh wait, oh yeah, that’s you. Nice try turning it around lol
