That fucking eyeliner
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
No surprise he’s fine with make up
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He’s even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
And his couch.
Sexy imported furniture
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
I thought it was Chlamydia?
It is not. The reason is gross. Lol
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
_Sofa_lis
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy pussy…
Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
Very nice sentence there!
It’s a bit of a run on. Lol. And I think global and personal should be flipped. But I’ll let it stand.
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
He did fuck a couch, right?
He fucked a couch.
I thought I head that he fucked a couch.
Only one that we know about, but we all know no one fucks just one couch.
I didn’t know you could get that from a couch?
Apparently he’s not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
I heard he gave it to the couch.
Ah that makes sense
