Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet
So, you’re going to continue to increase climate change, rather than just using a zoom call. GOD DAMN CEOS!!! Why the hell is return to office so important to you assholes??? Just do a god damned video call!
I’m sorry, if you aren’t willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.
I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.
I don’t understand why can’t the CEO be remote. They can buy all their important staff Apple Vision Pros if they’d like and it’ll still be cheaper than this
That’s not how you write off a corporate jet from your taxes.
Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.
Isn’t Taylor Swift super green?
How could she possibly be? Carbon offsets are largely a scam.
How do you boycott a company you already weren’t buying anything from?
Go there every day and ask for a water. It’s free, but you’re costing them a tiny amount each time.
Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better
Well you gotta use up all their water first
Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am… Captain Protest!
Bricks are cheap
The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.
*private jet owners
Both?
…To shreds you say?
There are legitimate reasons for private jets to exist, though the list is admittedly small.
The ability to transport lifesaving medications and things like organs long distances as fast as possible comes to mind.
There isn’t much reason for individuals to travel on private jets in non emergency scenarios though
supercommute
I think the word they’re looking for is ‘travel’.
