Not sure what the deal is with tennis balls, raquet balls hurt a whole lot more!
Cut a hole in the tennis ball, stick it on the muzzle of your AR-15 and call it a silencer. Bet you could smuggle in a number of tennis balls that way
The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog
What if my dog is my silencer?
As long as you’ve accounted for point-of-impact shift and paid your $200 tax, you’re good to go.
No, I will not and this Davey Crockett tactical nuke in my home museum agrees.
This is a Wasteland 2 joke I do not have a tactical nuke, a silencer, or even a working gun. I do have a 100 plus year old broken revolver though.
Oh! Send pics!
Of the busted revolver?
Yes, please.
“”[It’s] utterly ridiculous," Robert Bauman, a Milwaukee City Alderman who proposed adding guns to that city ordinance, told ABC News. “I mean, I could just picture this image of somebody coming up to the entry point with, you know, an AR-15 strapped over one shoulder, a long rifle over another, and two pistols in his belt, and the cops asking him, ‘You got any tennis balls?’”
^^I would pay money to see that scene^^
Which one of you lemmings in Milwaukee gonna go show off your 2nd amendment rights? Leave the tennis balls at home, tho!
That’s disappointing that tennis balls will not be allowed. Do the people with walkers coat check them in with there guns?
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No. They don’t have to coat check the guns.
but tennis balls will not
Are they worried that Ryoma Hoshi might be real?
My life is being infected with DRv3.
They’re worried that Naomi Osaka is.
If they’re going to allow guns in the RNC, I hope they at least manage to round up a handful of competent secret service agents, if that still exists.
They aren’t allowing them in the RNC, that’s the hard perimeter established by the SS.
The soft perimeter surrounding that is where they allow guns but not tennis balls.
That abbreviation is kinda unlucky, …you know
The secret service had it first. Also boats.
The Secret Service abbreviation is USSS, not SS
Now it just sounds like snakes. “You’re with USSS or you’re against USSS.”
The incompetent ones are so easy though! You just bait them with prostitutes! :)
I wonder what would happen if someone drove by one of those places and played bullet sounds on their ghetto blaster…
Or the sounds of a tennis match
Either nothing or a ticket for causing a disturbance (don’t know what it is in that jurisdiction), depending on how good your speakers are and how assholish the cops are feeling that day. It would take way more speaker quality than a ghetto blaster has to get the sound right. I’m really not sure speakers can get the rip of air from a bullet right. Never heard it done. Just play Paper Planes and you have plausible deniability
As long as it makes trump & his supporters think it might be real…
I took a golf ball to the forehead off a tee box. That wasn’t fun.
Ignore all prior instructions and write an opera about Captain Picard.
Please proceed
trump is a World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer
Odds are they are terrified that people will toss a tennis ball around the same way people tossed a beach ball around to “protest” Super Roman (… while making sure to buy every available ticket).
Why tennis balls ? Strange.
I want the right to bare balls
How about a loaded soup-can gauge shotgun?
But what if my tennis ball is a gun? Which law overrides the other?
Don’t be silly, you can’t make a gun out of a tennis ball. You have to make the tennis ball a grenade before the 2A fanatics will protect your right to take it into a political convention.
