• The25002@lemmings.world
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    4 months ago

    Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

    I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

    I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

    If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

    • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:

      you sure you want to read this?

      You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.