Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.
“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?
Maybe “defenestrarchy”?
Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.
The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorities are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.
“Mystery”
Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell
I postulate that she may have been pushed.
But who pushed it?
Not sure… Coastguard?
A bullet in the bqck of the head
Acute lead poisoning?
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.
