Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?
How about mine?
Get the “Cocks for Dummies” book. It’s fantastic and includes a starter cock.
For packing or inserting?
I find it’s best to start with a small starter cock, such as the Little Richard.
Your mom’s lol
Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.
Which one means which?
I know it’s a shit post, but for anyone not aware the FBI used to assist in the persecution of lgbt people and engage in all sorts of surveillance including infiltrating lgbt rights organizations.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xg8dzn/-the-fbi-secretly-tracked-gay-activists-in-the-60s
https://outhistory.org/exhibits/show/fbi-history/2010-2019
So it’s not only a shit post, but a shit post pointing out some very important recent history.
Thank you for sharing.
James Webb was on the same side as the persecutors. How many NASA careers got cut short because of him?
A reminder that we need to take privacy seriously.
The sad thing is, some people really believe this.
Oh wait, no they don’t. They’re just waging a culture war on the LGBTQ+ community by making things up like the “gay agenda”.
The gay agenda is playing the latest video games, surviving work, and eating Taco Bell.
A bunch of freaks.
Do I go straight to gay jail or straight to straight jail?
You go gay to straight jail, obviously!
Flirty Bisexual Interrogations
Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen
Send the FBI a straight coupon that says you can pay in no-homo blowjobs and see how that goes.
I don’t recognise the fbi as an entity something, something maritime law
But maritime law is where the mandatory gayness comes from. Haven’t you ever seen the Navy?
Mr. electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!
Heard it on News Max. Must be true.
“Real news for real people!” Yeah totally…
Правда…
Well I’m not gay, but I am pan, though. Do I count or should I go turn myself in?
You’re one of us. You’re safe
Yay! I’m a part of something! :D
Do asexuals go to jail? Or do we get an honorary a gay card?
It’s only illegal to be straight, so the aces should be fine.
I dreamt about blowing a guy once when I was a teenager. Does that qualify me as a gay?
Nope. Straight to jail.
Jokes on you. I’m bisexual
does that mean you’re going to half-jail? maybe community service?