• Lumidaub@feddit.de
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    8 months ago

    Oh fuck off, no it’s not. “We totally should do this, bruh (send tweet)” is not “in the works”.

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    8 months ago

    Is the script going to be written by the same AI used to generate the ads for the event?

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      8 months ago

      I want the whole thing to be written, storyboarded, directed, and edited by AI with real actors, real vfx teams, and top notch voice actors for whatever animated nightmare I assume is gonna get shoehorned into the story.

      Any notes from the production company have to be approved by ai.

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          Only to stick to my principles, I’ve used AI to generate a response to your comment:

          “Ah, fear – my secret weapon. Just kidding, I come in peace!”

          Also, I’ve already generated a trailer for my crap-fest idea:

          [INTENSE MUSIC BEGINS]

          [Opening shot]

          The desolate cabin stands amidst the haunting Scottish Highlands, shadows engulfing its very existence.

          [Voiceover] “From the depths of despair…”

          [Cut to]

          JAMES, the tortured illustrator, sketches in darkness, tormented by his son’s tragic end.

          [Cut to]

          LUCY, eyes filled with sorrow, urges an escape to the remote Highlands.

          [Dramatic music intensifies]

          [Transition]

          The couple arrives, greeted by an eerie mist and an unsettling silence.

          [Warehouse scene]

          In a dimly lit warehouse, shabby Willy Wonka knockoff props cast grotesque shadows. JAMES and LUCY navigate the eerie space, the air thick with unease.

          [Voiceover] “Little did they know, their grief had summoned an unimaginable horror.”

          [Cinematic shots]

          The Highland landscapes are marred by twisted, unnatural occurrences. Shadows morph into unsettling shapes.

          [Sinister whispers]

          As the couple ventures further, whispers grow louder, echoing through the desolation.

          [Build-up]

          The standing stones illuminate with an unnatural glow, revealing a distorted figure resembling their lost son.

          [Chilling dialogue]

          CHARLIE FIGURE: “Why did you come here?”

          [Tense music swells]

          [Quick cuts]

          Flashes of the warehouse – a disturbing assembly of crude and nightmarish props.

          [Voiceover] “Their grief has unlocked something malevolent.”

          [Distorted scenes]

          Supernatural occurrences intensify, flickering lights casting eerie shadows on grotesque Willy Wonka knockoffs.

          [Closing shot]

          The couple faces the unearthly force in the warehouse, a battleground of nightmares.

          [CLOSING TITLE]

          “In the Highlands, darkness takes many forms. Can love survive the unknowable?”

          [INTENSE MUSIC FADES OUT]

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            8 months ago

            Please… my son, he’s very sick, you scare him. I only this one upvote to give, if I give, you never talk to me or my son again, yes? 😭

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              8 months ago

              You’re, like, the third person to say that to me this week. Look, I promise you, nothing bad will happen, just pull my finger! IT’LL BE FUNNY!

              I PROMISE!!!

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      8 months ago

      And the scripts for the actors and the 17 books the organiser self-published on Amazon?